Today is the last day of Breast Cancer Awareness Month as well as Halloween. As Breast Cancer Awareness Month comes to a close, take some time today and reflect that breast cancer doesn’t take a break. Continue to support, donate, and volunteer when possible to fight breast cancer. Enjoy some Halloween themed jokes to end this month with a treat.
1. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
2. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
3. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
4. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles.
5. What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.
6. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs-giving!
7. Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
8. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with.
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